(Source: onherway)
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
(Source: looksdelicious)
this is one of the worst cases we’ve ever seen.
we assembled the best team of doctors from around the world to help.
Everyone knows this Pibb guy didn’t get his degree.
(Source: vooduud3)
(Source: lalalalasingmymelody)
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
(Source: heytinafey)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Boys in button up shirts
Boys in ties
Boys in vests
Boys in suits
Boys in pin stripe suits with a nice tie
Nice to see you too, dog.
o m g
